Noah's Ark: Continued

Wake up, fools! This is all just a publicity stunt. They're trying to hype Indiana Jones 4: Raiders of the Lost Ark 2: Noah's Ark. Sheesh. Could you be any more gullible?

Anyway, check it out at IMDB. It sounds incredible. Noah's the bad guy this time. (Back story: after being stranded atop Mount Ararat after the Great Flood, left to take care of 100 million species without ANY help from God, he totally just flips out and becomes a pirate. His boat can't go anywhere, though, because it's on a MOUNTAIN, so he starts terrorizing the poor beasts of his ship.) PETA (that's "People for the Emancipation of The Ark" in this film due to legal issues) hires Indy to rescue all the animals and castrate Noah (the castration part was God's idea... that sick Bastard!) and at the very end they battle. Noah commands his fiercest slave-warriors -- bears, lions, camels -- to attack our Hero, but Indy defeats them all with his cunning and whip. And then, in a surprise cameo performance, Jesus comes tearing into the scene in a Hummer with two fly Angels in the back seat (played by Lucy Liu and Cameron Diaz, of course) and He gets Indy's back. But then Noah seizes his whip and starts going to town on Jesus and everyone's like Oh No! Not Again!

***SPOILER ALERT***

They never find the boat. Turns out it was all a hoax. (Who saw THAT coming?)